Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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