Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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