Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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