Nicole vs. Life
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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