covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I could have mohawked her pubes.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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