So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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