Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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