I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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