I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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