If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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