Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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