I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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