return my video game
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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