he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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