She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
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How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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