I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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