is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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