i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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