I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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