The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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