is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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