How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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