I'm really into asian looking animals
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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