I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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