I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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