i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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