You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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