and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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