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I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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