Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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