I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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