He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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