How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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