holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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