Do vagina's smell?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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