One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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