When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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