So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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