ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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