yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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