good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
