dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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