can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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