Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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