Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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