I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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