i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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