their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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