I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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