this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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