I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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