Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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