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Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My underwear smells like fireworks.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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