but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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