I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just had sex on a roof
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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